Fashion Watch: Britney Spears

Her two favorite wardrobe essentials: short shirt dress and those ugly boots.


I wish she would get her act together for the sake of her two boys. This is a lesson for young moms out there. If you're not ready to bear the responsibilities of motherhood, then do not have children!


She obviously feels the need to rebel because she got married and became a mom at such a young age.

Angelina Jolie is Rextremely Thin

Look at her legs. Come on, Brad Pitt! Get her to eat or dump her and go back to Jennifer Aniston! I kid, I kid! But, she does not need to gain some much needed weight.


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We Love Jennifer Aniston...

...at least magazines featuring her loves her according to a Forbes research. Magazines featuring Ms. Aniston sold the most copies! I hope this encourages her.


She's looking a little bit on the rextremely side again. Rumor has it that she's here vacationing with Orlando Bloom. I would have been glad that Jennifer is dating Orlando during the Lord of the Ring days, but he's gotten kind of creepy lately...especially with that ridiculous moustache.

My Fave In Jeans

Even though Naomi Campbell is known to be rude and feisty, you have to give her credit for maintaining her slim figure all these years.


Sophia Bush is one of those few actresses in Hollywood that doesn't yo-yo with her weight and she's not "rextremely thin." Her wide-legged jeans are a little too "bright denim" for me.


Tori Spelling in dark denim with a parking ticket.


Once again, celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens are wearing lingerie outside. Hate the pigtails.


The amazing young looking Demi Moore on a double date with Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper? Didn't you totally love him in Alias? Too bad Michael Vartan stole the show.


Jessica Biel in the dumps again with those ugly boots.


I hope Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany stay together for a long time. She seems to be at a much healthier weight since being married to him.


Jada Pinkett-Smith annoys me for some reason.


My Fave: I love, love these jeans on Kim Kardashian even though I think it's tacky how she tied the knot on her shirt to show some skin.

Fashion Watch: Jessica Simpson

She looks like death here in this picture. Yes, we get it Jessica Simpson. You've lost the weight you've gained. Quit showing it off and dress properly.


This dress adds ten pounds to her frame! Look at the muscles on her legs!

Maternity Fashions

Jennifer Lopez has not confirmed her rumored twins pregnancy, but this picture (if it is not photoshopped) either shows that JLo has been blowing off her diet or she is with child.


Milla Jovovich said that she has gained 70 pounds for this pregnancy. I assumed she would gained a lot of weight because she's a model. Models are used to always dieting and not really eating. Once they are pregnant, they assume that they really are eating for two. In case of models, this is probably true. An average woman probably should only gain between 25-35 pounds although I gained over 40 for both of my pregnancies.


Milla Jovovich does look big! Reminds me of Kate Hudson when she pigged out during her pregnancy, too. And like Kate Hudson, Milla will probably go an extreme work out regimen and strict diet to lose her weight.


Still can't believe Nicole Richie will be a mom.


I do like Nicole Richie's maternity choices though. Very classy and chic.


Christina Aguilera, on the other hand looks about the same before she got pregnant. Too much make-up and dresses like trailer trash.


I'm sorry but the red lipstick has to go. What's up with her eye lashes?


I imagine Halle Berry will also balloon up during her pregnancy because she's claims to still wear the same jeans she wore when she was 15! She's 41 now! That's just ridiculous! Or there's an eating disorder of some kind.


Halle Berry said that she's afraid her kid will turn out "ugly" on Oprah and that she kept all 35 of her negative pregnancy tests. Is that clean?


Isla Fisher has definitely gotten GINORMOUS!

Fashion Watch: Victoria "Posh" Beckham

I wonder what her boys will think of their plastic mommy when they grow older. I find it hard to believe that her marriage to David Beckham is in marital bliss. Maybe they are choosing to stay together for their three sons, maybe they are still together because they can sell their "image" better. Whatever the case may be, I hope they stay together.


This is a great way to wear the trendy nautical theme although she's on the rextremely thin side.


I have no idea what Victoria Beckham is thinking when she put on this pilot hat.


Glad she took it off and added a scarf. This is much more "posh."


Doesn't she realize how fake her boobs look? Women this thin do not have boobs that look like that naturally.