Monday, August 20, 2007

Jessica Alba Eats?!?!

Here she is on a movie set munching on something. I doubt it's anything substantial because this girl is thin!

Rexi-Watch: Caroline D'Amore

I didn't know who she was, so I googled her and this is what I found. Here are pictures of her at Paris Hilton's beach soiree this weekend. What do you think? Too thin? If you can see the outline of your ribs, then I think it's time for intervention.

Caroline D'Amore (born June 9, 1984) is an American fashion model, actress, and club DJ. She is the daughter of Joe and Bonnie Major D'Amore, founders of D'Amore's Pizza Connection, a popular restaurant in Los Angeles.
She recently finished acting in the film Daydreamer which premiered at the 2007 Vail Film Festival, and hosted the Miami episode of the Style Channel's "Style Star" series.
Her most recent acting role is the female lead in the independent film "Pizza with Bullets," which also stars Vincent Pastore and Talia Shire.
Her boyfriend, Matthew Ross, proposed to her in August 2007.

Weight Watcher: Jennifer Aniston

It could just be the way the sun is shining down on Jennifer Aniston's body, but she looks kind of out of shape. I'm a huge fan of Ms. Aniston, but she also looks to have gained a few pounds.

But, I would take girl-next-door Jennifer any day over Angelina Jolie. Her BFF Courtney Cox, on the other hand looks as slim as ever.

Good Looking People Produce Good Looking Children?

Ella, daughter of Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller. Good looking?

Heidi Klum's daughter, Leni. Hmm...

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos daugther, Lola.

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's daughter, Sam. Obviously a pretty little girl.

Kate Beckinsale's daughter, Lila.

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw's three daughters. The oldest one favors the dad and the youngest favors mom.

I may be the only one that thinks that Suri looks a lot like Tom Cruise.

Kelly Preston and John Travolta's daughter. She seems to favor John.

Poor Violet Affleck. She's been the butt of many jokes. I think she's kinda cute.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler's daughter Alabama.

Am I the only that sees only Chris Martin on Apple? Love Gwyneth Paltrow's dress.

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon produce beautiful children, Ava and Deacon.

Coco Arquette is definitely one cute little girl!

Angie Harmon's daughters with Jason Sehorn.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has been gorgeous since day one. It will be interesting to see how she changes. After all, Angelina Jolie's father is John Voigt. She obviously got all her looks from her mom.

Weight Watcher: Jessica Alba

First of all, I think she's wearing purple skinny jeans. I'm not so into colored pants because it always reminds me of moms who are trying to be trendy but are always just a little off. Secondly, Jessica Alba looks like a toothpick in this picture. She is a recovering anorexic, so I hope she has not relapsed into her old ways. Thirdly, why do celebrities need so many pets?

Weight Watcher: Jaime Pressley

I'm not surprised that Jaime Pressley is almost back to her pre-pregnancy weight. She said in a recent interview that she hated being pregnant and gaining weight. I'm sure she will keep on losing weight and join all the other skeletal skinny moms in Hollywood.

My Fave Dress

Does anybody out there like this rude chick? Lily Allen recently left a restaurant in a bag because she didn't want the paps to take pictures of her. Get over yourself! While you're at, but yourself some stilettos.

Lauren Conrad's dress would have been better if it actually didn't look like it was sucking the life out of her.

Anything that shines is a no no in my book, but I guess Kim Kardashian needs something to grab people's attention.

America Ferrera shows us that you don't have to be skeletal skinny to look smoking hot in a black dress.

My Fave: Gwyneth Paltrow looks cute and summery in this black and white floral print strapless dress. She is looking quite thin here.


Fashion Disasters

I know everybody else is just as sick of Heidi Montag as I am, but since she's under the fashion disaser post, I thought I would go ahead and add it. I'm not quite sure what Ms. Montag is trying to go for here in this outfit. It doesn't fit the nautical theme although I'm sure she was trying very hard to go that route. Her rolled up white pants and this blazer just reminds me of an outfit that one of Charlie's Angels (the TV show not Drew Barrymore's movies) would wear to go on a costume.

An alien has just landed and taken over Maria Menounos body.

It's outfits like this that make people speculate whether or not Kate Hudson is pregnant again. The shirt (because that's what it is) is too big and should definitely not be worn as a dress. Ms. Hudson is not very well endowed, so it only makes her frame look rectangular. And while we are at it, it wouldn't hurt for her to put on a bra as well. But, she should stop by a barber shop to give her son a good buzz. I swear, that boy is going to grow up with a complex!

It has been rumored that Paris Hilton has some form of learning disability. Perhaps that is why she doesn't understand the meaning of a cover-up?

Celebrity Runner: Mena Suvari

What in the world is Mena Suvari wearing? And how can she run with those ginormous headphones? Maybe she's not a very fast runner. You will have to run a 11-12 minute per mile to wear those. Did you know President Bush is the fastest runner for a President? He's a seven minute/mile. Very impressive.

Weight Watcher: Victoria Beckham

I wonder how many calories a day Victoria Beckham allows herself to eat in order to stay as slim as she does. Does anybody out there know if this woman even exercises? While I believe that some women are naturally thin (especially after giving birth three times), I find it difficult to accept that Mrs. Beckham is one of them. If you compare her Spice Girls days to her Beckham days, you will see a marked difference in how she looks. She is now a walking plastic doll.