Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Pregnancy Predictor: Christina Aguilera

I'm calling it. She definitely looks more endowed in this picture. Christina Aguilera is in China for a concert. High waisted dress and big boobs. Hm...I wonder what's burning in the oven.

Weight Gainer: Paris Hilton

I thought that when you go to prison, you are not treated like a queen. As you all know, Paris Hilton has been released from prison. While she was in jail, many reported that she was not eating and sleeping well. From the looks of her, I think that guard who let her out was also feeding her some Cheetos. She definitely looks like she has gained weight.

Weight Watcher: Gwyneth Paltrow

Ever since Gwyneth became a mom, her body seems to have stabilized at a normal weight. I am loving that she looks healthy and not skeletal skinny like in the early years. Here she is recently hobbling around because she got into some accident.

Celebrity Runner: Justin Timberlake

Okay, I admit it. I liked N'Sync when they were out. What can I say? I love sappy music. And, I've always liked Justin Timberlake. But, I have a bone to pick with him. I don't know if he knows how he comes across in interviews as well as some paparazzi pictures of him, but he is not gaining any favor with the public by his antics. He recently spoke of his new love with Jessica Biel that "she begged to come along on his tours" and he said that he couldn't say no to a "pretty face." Jessica Biel - you seem like you have a good head on your shoulder. Dump the bastard. He is arrogant, rude, and downright cocky. He doesn't deserve you.

Weight Gainer: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson on "Good Morning America."

Kelly on the "Early Show."

I like Kelly Clarkson. I actually watched her on season one of American Idol (not in its entirety). I thought she was sweet and she definitely has a great voice! I remember her saying shortly after her win that she will not succumb to the Hollywood thinness and I thought, "yeah right. Give her a couple of months and she'll start whittling down as well." But, she has kept her word. She has not gone skeletal skinny on us and her weight has actually flucated quite a bit. She is currently on the heavier side. I think you do look great, Kelly just the way you are, but you definitely need a new stylist!

Weight Gainer: Kelly Clarkson

Celebrity Runner: Madonna

I've been a huge Madonna fan ever since she came out with "Borderline." I absolutely love that song because it came out during my junior high years. And with junior high comes the lessons of peer pressure and silly crushes. I am sure every girl out there has had a friend that was "borderline" of friends and boyfriend. And here she is 20 years later looking way more fit than ever running through Central Park in New York.