Blue Dresses at the Oscars

Anne Marie Duff with husband James McAvoy. I hate to say this, but I don't see this couple lasting.


Lisa Rinna in her crazy signature smile in midnight blue.


Calista Flockhart stands out with this dress, but it's not very Oscar-ish. What does Harrison Ford see in her anyway?


Sarah Larson took her curtains off to make this dress. Still with George Clooney.

Shades of White Dresses at the Oscars

Jennifer Hudson showed up at the Oscars looking almost as bad as she did last year with the crazy cape/jacket except this year her boobs look lop-sided.


Cameron Diaz dabs her white with a hint of pink looking flawless and buff.


Marion Cottilard looks like she can swim in this dress.


Getting rexi skinny Keri Russell. She has really bad posture.


Rexi Queen, Renee Zellweger. I feel like I've seen her in this dress before.


This is a horrible cut and style on Nancy O'Dell.

Yellow Dress at the Oscars

I don't know anything about Petra Nemcova, but if she's now dating Sean Penn, then she has some serious issues. This dress makes her look pregnant. Poor Robin Wright Penn aka Princess Buttercup.


Rosamund Pike looks rexi skinny in yellow.

Red Dresses at the Oscars

Anne Hathaway hides her thinner body under the "red sea" at the Oscars.


I'm not sure why Miley Cyrus was at the Oscars, but once again, she's dressed way too sophisticated for her tender age of 15.


Helen Mirren always looks classy. Right dress for the right age.


Wow. Has Heidi Klum lost even more weight? She looks good though.


Everybody goes on a crash diet with the Oscars. Even Katherine Heigl looks a lot thinner. I like the ring on the shoulder.

Black Dresses at the Oscars

Did Tilda Swinton drape herself in a black satin sheet and call it a dress?


Plain and boring in black, Amy Ryan.


I haven't watched Juno yet, so I don't get all the rage about Ellen Page.


Gettin rexi skinny, Kristin Chenoweth. I love this dress. Very different.


Samantha Harris and her peek-a-boo legs.


TLC's What Not to Wear's Stacy London. She did the dress right. I also love this show, but she's a little crazy and mean.


I can't believe Jennifer Garner picked a dress that's not boring.


Johnny Depp and his partner, Vanessa Paradis. Good thing she's not smiling.


Hilary Swank alone on the red carpet? Her dress is okay, I guess.


I dont' like this dress on Penelope Cruz because the bottom looks like it was attached at the last minute.

Maternity Oscars Fashion

Cate Blanchett is usually flawless, but this dress looks like it got put together by the worst Project Runway contestant in less than a day. As Michael Kors would say, "I'm underwhelmed."


Jessica Alba's dress is not that much better than Ms. Blanchett. The fur looks like it was a last minute decision that was glued on.


What's with all the bling, Nicole Kidman?

Angelina Jolie Shows Off Her Pregnant Belly

Angelina Jolie showed up on the red carpet in a tight dress to confirm what we have been speculating all along. But, is she pregnant with twins? What in the world is Brad Pitt wearing? His age is showing.


How is it possible that Angelina Jolie still looks rexi skinny with a pregnant belly?