Thursday, August 16, 2007

Victoria Beckham Shows Enthusiasm For Husband


Victoria Beckham's husband just scores and this is what she looks like. What is she wearing to watch a soccer (sorry, I'm an American - it will always be called soccer and not football) game? Is that a leather dress? Even though Tom Cruise has been unsuccessful in converting the Beckhams to Scientology, I say Victoria looks more and more like an alien every day. Nothing in her body moves. She's probably been nipped and tucked so much that not even the greatest storm can move a muscle on her fatless body.

My Fave Casual Dress


My Fave: Jamie Lynn Siegler looks cute and innocent in this white mod dress. I am actually in the process of this dress made right now. A tailor made dress is going to cost me me about $3.50 USD. One of the many perks of living in Asia.


Doesn't Jill Hennessy look overdress for festivities at a park? And in black? Isn't she burning up?


It must be hard to look casual for supermodels. I feel like I've seen this belt before that crazy Naomi Campbell is wearing.


Loving Vanessa Williams on Ugly Betty even though she sorta plays the villain on the show. What beautiful children and totally cute dress!


Evan Rachel Wood is morphing more and more into Dita von Teese every day. But, I ask, why?

Katherine McPhee Knocked Up!


She's pregnant in the probably lame and stupid movie House Bunnies also starring Anna Farris. A lot of pregnant Katherine McPhee pictures are posted and are claiming that "this is how she would look if she were pregnant!" Obviously, those people who wrote that statement have never been pregnant before. While some women who are naturally very thin remain that way during their entire pregnancy (like Angelina Jolie), women tend to gain weight everywhere while they are pregnant. Katherine McPhee looks good as a pregnant woman in this picture because it's fake and she hasn't gained any weight.

My Fave Dress


My Fave: Even though I'm not a Matt Damon fan and find him not very attractive, I have been very surprised with his relationship with Luciana, the waitress. She has shown up to almost all his premieres looking classy and like a celebrity. This grey dress is no exception.


Anything with floral always reminds me of my grandparents. I can see why Vanessa Minello doesn't have a lot of fans. Look at her annoying face!

I, for one will not be buying the Dereon's affordable couture styles. Look at the Knowles women. Would you want to look like them? Beyonce has gold shoes on to match the gold on her dress. Can you say tacky?


I am surprised to find myself liking this dress on Britney Spears. Probably because it is covering most of her body without any transparency going on.


Wow - that was fast! Eva Herzigova is already back to her thin and slim self.

Maternity Fashion: Nicole Richie


Love this dress on her. I'm so glad to see that she's gaining weight for the sake of the baby.


She's everywhere these days. This dress looks great and the cashemere shrug is a nice touch.


Not feeling this dress. She looks pale and sickly here.

Weight Watchers


Maybe it's because Ashlee Simpson has to promote her cover page for Seventeen magazine, but she is looking thinner these days.


Has Beyonce lost weight? This dress is tight enough to wring the life out of anybody.


Ivanka Trump looks like she's lost some weight here. Her arms are noticeably thinner.


Jennifer Lopez who has repeatedly said that she's happy with her size 6 figure, but my question is, does this body look like a size 6?


Marla Maples, ex-wife of Donald Trump is growing old gracefully. She looks pretty thin here as well. She must have received a huge settlement after her divorce.

Fashion Disasters


This dress actually isn't all that bad, but when you combine the heavy make-up, strange updo, and totally the wrong type of shoes together, it just doesn't look right.


Nicolette Sheridan, you play a slut on a TV show not in real life. You can afford a shirt that actually fits you without showing off every inch of your body. And, you should get some lining for those white pants. If you can the pockets, then there's nothing else left for the imagination.


I feel like Rihanna is getting into her own style and actually start looking pretty fab. But, this yellow vest thing is too big, and looks like it should be worn by her grandmother.


Lauren Conrad wore this on her TV reality show, The Hills, but it still reeks disaster all over the place. The style and color just looks tacky. Maybe that's why she's on reality TV.


Lindsay Lohan, you are supposed to be in rehab, again. Why are you wearing your lingerie out? Tasteless and classless.