Sunday, August 19, 2007

Maternity Fashion: Nicole Richie


Isn't amazing how fast her stomach has grown? She's probably about five months along now.


Scarf? Check. Big purse? Check. Long flowy shirt? Check. Tight pants? Check. Father-to-be holding shopping bags? Check. Paparazzi? Definitely! Nicole Richie continues to stay in the limelight for doing nothing and having a child out of wedlock.


"Do I look fat?" Nicole sighs.

"For the last time, you only look fat in the belly, sweetie." Joel mumbles for the millionth time that hour.

"I just feel so huge." Nicole whimpers back.

"Have you seen Salma Hayek?" Joel retorts.

"I feel much better. You always know what the right thing to say is. That's why I stole you from Hilary Duff."

Nicole Richie never leaves the house without her animal print scarf.

Big scarfs are always a good way to hide any body fat.

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