A Letter to the Hollywood Starlet Moms

Dear Brenda Richie - now that your daughter is pregnant, please help her to eat healthily, stay sober and clean for the sake of her baby and her own health. Where have you been all these years that she's obviously needed your help? She claims that she doesn't have anorexia, but eating disorders come in many shapes and forms. Intervene on her behalf.


Dear Dina Lohan, I feel like you are trying to live in your daughter's fame and glory instead of nurturing and guiding your Lindsay. You can't be a mom and also party with her. You need to give up your own dreams of being a movie star and start acting like a mom. Otherwise, Lindsay will be out of a job and she will probably blame you.


Dear Lynne Spears, your daughter needs help and she probably needs you. Not to nag, not to criticize, but to love her. She made the wrong decision to marry Kevin and not all she wants is her freedom. You can help her have that freedom without being a partier. Don't give up on her.


Dear Leslie Panettiere, your daughter is obviously getting a lot of press coverage lately, but you need to remember that she is still 17. She needs you to set boundaries for her. Help her to become a woman of dignity and not just another Hollywood partier. I also noticed that you have been dressing pretty provocatively. Please don't pull a Dina Lohan and try to use this as a time for you to become famous. It's not about you.


Dear Tina Simpson, please remember that your were a Pastor's wife. You raised Jessica to remain a virgin until she was married and I applaud you for that, but I am afraid that you have forgotten to continue to "train them in the way that they should go so that when they are older they will not depart from it." Ashlee is off partying with her boyfriend and Jessica is a hot mess. Did you see that picture of Jessica in a towel talking to her ex-boyfriend John Mayer? What happened to all your "training?" And while you are at it, you should talk to your husband. He seriously needs to remember that he's a father first, and not a manager.