Fashion Disasters

Is that a Banana Republic bag Katherine McPhee is holding? I'm sure she didn't buy that dress from BR because it looks horrible. The light green and yellow stripes on her already striped dress looks off. Good thing she has a pretty face.


First of all, I think big flowers are making a comeback in a big way. Unfortunately, only Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are trying to make it comeback. Kim should have orderered hers in a granny size because she is busting out everywhere.


When I first saw this dress on Paris Hilton, it reminded me instantly of that tri-color ice cream that you can only get from an ice cream truck. Then, I noticed that the very first color is a pale pink. I think I know what Ms. Hilton was trying to get at here, but she really doesn't need to try that hard. We all know she is trailer trash...albeit an expensive one.


I am sure Kathie Lee Gifford has been kicing herself ever since she left Live with Regis and Kathy. Here she is trying to look young like her younger star that stole her job and made it better. At least according to ratings. She's supposed to be a guest on an upcoming show. I wonder how Kelly will treat her.


If you are slowly looking down from her face, it actually looks pretty good. Then, you look at her sides and you think, "are those wings?" And, why on eaerth are they longer than the dress itself? Ashley Tisdale is trying too hard to be a movie star.


You can't really tell the style of Cindy Crawford's dress here, but you can definitely see that the print is made to be used by the elderly as handkerchiefs. She does, however produce beautiful children.


Anybody a Lily Allen fan out there? I can't stand her. She's like the British version of the Canadian Avril Lavigne (so glad she's not American). Rude, crass, and a natural fashion disaster. It simply means that no matter what she wears, it somehow always looks a little off.


Doesn't Kim Kardashian that the camera adds ten pounds? And that white pants add another 50? Why would Kim even wear white skinny jeans when she knows that her derriere is ginormous? What kind of top is she wearing? It is screaming to me that it was bought at some small stall in Mexico.