Julia Roberts with New Baby!

Here is Julia Roberts with son Henry Moder one and a half weeks later. How is she able to walk around so soon and looking pretty good, I must say! Even though I'm not a big fan of hers, I kind of miss watching romantic comedies featuring Mrs. Danny Moder.

Weight Watcher: Kelly Ripa

Have you watched Kelly Ripa on 'Live with Regis and Kelly?' I think I would watch that show if Kelly wasn't on it. She totally annoys me. Did you watch that episode in which Clay Aiken put his hand over her mouth and she got all annoyed and then it completely blew up when Rosie O'Donnell commented that she was "homophobic" on 'The View?' I applauded Clay Aiken for doing what most Americans want to do when they watch that show. Anyway, here she is in a bikini sporting a body that most women would want even if they haven't had three children.

Weight Loser: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton must have read all her press coverage regarding her recent jail release and noted that most people commented on her weight gain. Well, she did not waste any time losing all the prison weight gain because she looks back to her thin self. Here she is 'vacationing' in Hawaii and looking 'posed.'

Weight Watcher: Claire Danes

I totally watched her on 'My So Called Life.' The show captured what high school was like and made me believe her character. But, like all shows about high school, it had to end some time. Since then, Claire Danes has been in a lot of movies and dating even more co-stars. Here she is walking her dog in SoHo and sporting a scarf no less. She looks like she lost some weight recently. And, why do celebrities insist on going bra-less? Don't they know it makes them look trashy?

Weight Watcher: Madonna

I know I said that this color blue is in, but seriously, wearing the whole outfit in blue is just a tad too much even for Madonna. The queen of pop looks totally toned even though most of her skin is covered up. Look at her arm muscle bulging through her shirt. She is looking quite thin and pale though, I must say. Still, she is looking good for a woman over 40!

Fun Picture of Reese Witherspoon

I heart Reese Witherspoon. I think that she has a lot of talent and seems to have her head on her shoulders. I am sad to say that she is in the middle of a divorce with her actor husband, Ryan Phillippe. I know that her children Ava and Deacon are probably taking it the hardest. I read in an interview somewhere awhile ago that she said that she really valued traditions and keeping her marriage in check was one of her priorities. Divorce is hard on everybody. I hope that she and Ryan can settle the divorce without putting their children in the middle of it.

Fashion Watch: Michelle Williams

I don't know why Michelle Williams is a celebrity. She just looks so plain to me. I understand that you need to hire actors that look plain to respresent the mainstream, but why is she getting more famous? She had a daughter with Heath Ledger about a year ago and she lost her baby weight pretty quickly as well. Anyway, here she is out and about donning an ugly haircut with an even uglier dress. Don't even get me started on her sandals. What are they? Oh, and please get a tan.

Grade: Fail due to whole ensemble