Magazine Covers

Vanessa Paradis should always pose this way without her teeth showing because her huge gap changes her whole look.


I love how magazine gives you five million ways to lose weight, but the bottom line to me is: eat less, burn more and you WILL lose weight. Simple math.


I can't stand Keira Knightley. Some people have a face that automatically endears you to them, but Keira has a face that makes you want to loathe her.


Great to see that Kylie Minogue is content with her "new" body.


Monica Bellucci is one beautiful woman, but what is the deal with this pose? Jennifer Aniston and her ex-British boyfriend had the same same pose.


No idea who Sophia Dahl is, but she reminds me of a cross between Julianne Moore and Charlize Theron.

Alien Fashion Watch: Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham is at some photo shoot and most of her clothes are "alien-ish." Look at her shoes. I do like her trendy blue jacket!


Fake boobs and wings!


What's the deal with her leather jacket? What do you think of her shoes? I'm kinda liking it.


Victoria pulls a Kate Moss fashion, but nobody does it better than Ms. Moss.


I don't understand fashion couture because it's usually so unwearable anywhere else. She's got on another funky pair of shoes.


Not only is this outfit very space -ish, she's also rextremely thin here.


Victoria Beckham - you need to do something about your rexi frame because it's not looking good.

She's supposedly trying to have a daughter. Good luck on that one. They say that daughters are greatly influenced by their mother's eating habits...or lack thereof in this case.

Katie Holmes Shops

Pencil skirts like the one that Katie Holmes is wearing is totally great for the fall.

Why Hayden Panetierre?

Isn't Milo Ventimaglia like over 30 years old? Why would he be interested in a short and annoying 18 year old? What do you all think of "Halo?"


I have no idea what this photo shoot was for, but she looks totally different.


Gold ain't your color, Hayden!


White pants?

Christina Ricci Gains A Few

Christina Ricci is an admitted eating disorder "healer," so I'll give her props for looking healthier here. However, she also yo-yo diets a lot. When she's filming, she's usually a lot thinner.


I think this weight is perfect for her, but what's the deal with the haircut? The guy is suppose to be her new boyfriend.

Maternity Fashion

Why is Christina Aguilera insisting on not coming out publicly about her pregnancy? Who cares? So you're going to have a baby! Please get rid of your red lipstick!


Halle Berry is a one chic pregnant lady!

The Spears Family Drama

Poor Britney Spears can't get a break. Her house has been broken into and while en route to her other house in Malibu, she gets a flat tire.


What do you think these officers are thinking at the moment?


Mom and sister Jamie-Lyn Spears come to the resuce? What kind of shoes is Jamie wearing?