Movie Star Fashion

S.S.S. - Sarah Silverman Sucks!

Look at her pathetic self. I don't know why she thinks she has the right to trash Britney Spears. Sarah Silverman sucks!

Jessica Simpson 'Fo Sure Got Work Done

Look at her before picture and compare her to now:

She doesn't even look the same!

While I agree that puberty does change a person, I don't believe that change is THAT drastic! What do you think? New and improved or bring back Texas girl Jessica?

Where Are The Models On Magazine Covers?

Remember when supermodels used to grace magazine covers? Now, all I see on the covers are actresses! I guess they sell more, but the models are probably having a hard time finding a good gig. Bring back the models! Because as you can see, all the celebrities are photoshopped on the covers. Yes, even Oprah! I guess she can grace her own cover.

I am a huge fan of Reese Witherspoon, but I wouldn't mind opening the magazine to read the article about her.

Julianne Moore doesn't look this thin in real life. Her cheeks are completely sunken in.

Cate Blanchet tan? Please? She's as white as a ghost in real life!

Keira Knightley looks completely airbrushed here. By the way, if you have been reading her interviews lately, she sounds like the stuck-up girl in your high school.

Mary-Kate Olsen actually smiling?

Mandy Moore looks totally thinner here than in her recent pictures.

Not to harp on the real "Queen of Media," but she looks almost flawless here.

My Fave In Jeans

Good thing Vanessa Hudgens has some clothes on this time, but why did she choose such an ugly hat to cover her face?

Natalie Portman is someone that I would love to see more on screen. She doesn't do the party scene.

Drew Barrymore and Scarlett Johansen both sporting the rolled up jeans look.

I know Sienna Miller is dressed like a hippie for some movie, but you ever wonder what people would say about our fashion today in the future?

Britney Spears shortly after the VMAs. Chin up, Britney, you still have people rooting for you. Yes, you should have prepared yourself better for the VMAs, but forget about it now, and forge ahead. Your single "Gimme More" is still rising in the charts.

My Fave: Love the dainty look of the white blouse over dark denim on Claire Danes. I need a purse like that!

Has Drew Barrymore put on some weight? She looks a little bigger here.

Katherine Heigl all plaid out.

Kelly Preston still looks good!

Rexi Watch: Jenna Jameson

I feel like she's looking rexi just to get attention, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't need help.

Why do celebrities take picture in this ridiculous "blowing a kiss" pose? Is it supposed to be sexy? It looks dumb!

Okay, we get it. You are rexi thin, now go and get yourself some food!

When you are wondering whether Jenna Jameson is thinner than the pole, it's time to intervene! Somebody please tell her she looks gross!

Celebrity Weight Watching

I must admit that Star Jones is looking more and more human. Her weight loss looks good on her. Even the "Posh" haircut looks good.

I wonder how long Bridget Moynahan is going to take to lose all that baby weight. She probably feels some pressure since her baby's daddy is dating supermodel Giselle Bundchen.

It must be all the pressure of her fashion show because Nikki Hilton is looking super thin these days.

Tori Spelling shows off her NutriSystem body.

Cameron Diaz has said that she wants to keep her body "feminine" (maybe her subtle way of slamming Jessica Biel's muscular body), but she looks pretty buff here.