Rextremely Thin Watch: Angelina Jolie

Some magazines are reporting that Angelina Jolie has gained ten pounds and possibly pregnant. I say nay to both. Look at her and you'll agree.


Um...yeah, I only see twigs.


Zahara - already flipping the birdie. I wonder who taught her that! I bet it was Maddox!

Rachel McAdams Gets Married?

Rachel McAdams does get married, but not in real life. She makes a really pretty bride. I see the trend for wedding gowns is still strapless. It's been since 2000.

I love how celebrities wear Uggs (even though they are so out of style) on movie sets to stay comfortable. Why not flip-flops? Ballet shoes? Why Uggs?

Glad to see that Rachel McAdams is not in the rextremely thin club.

Maternity Fashion? Jennifer Lopez

Don't you think there is something about Jennifer Lopez that is fascinating? It's like you can't help but be drawn to her.


This dress is very similar to her green one. Great dress for non-pregnant ladies as well.


Anybody need a diva chauffeur? JLo looks like one. I wonder if she'll keep wearing those heels after her she confirms her pregnancy.

I absolutely adore this Grecian inspired dress on Jennifer Lopez. She still hasn't offically announced per pregnancy and even David Letterman didn't ask her about it.


She looks like a Latina "Waldo" to me in this outfit.


I love how creative celebrities get with hiding their pregnancy.


I think she's not confirming her pregnancy because her album is coming out and she needs/wants all the free publicity she can get.


If she is pregnant, she is one chic mama-to-be. Check out her skinny leather pants!

Magazine Covers

Vanessa Paradis should always pose this way without her teeth showing because her huge gap changes her whole look.


I love how magazine gives you five million ways to lose weight, but the bottom line to me is: eat less, burn more and you WILL lose weight. Simple math.


I can't stand Keira Knightley. Some people have a face that automatically endears you to them, but Keira has a face that makes you want to loathe her.


Great to see that Kylie Minogue is content with her "new" body.


Monica Bellucci is one beautiful woman, but what is the deal with this pose? Jennifer Aniston and her ex-British boyfriend had the same same pose.


No idea who Sophia Dahl is, but she reminds me of a cross between Julianne Moore and Charlize Theron.

Alien Fashion Watch: Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham is at some photo shoot and most of her clothes are "alien-ish." Look at her shoes. I do like her trendy blue jacket!


Fake boobs and wings!


What's the deal with her leather jacket? What do you think of her shoes? I'm kinda liking it.


Victoria pulls a Kate Moss fashion, but nobody does it better than Ms. Moss.


I don't understand fashion couture because it's usually so unwearable anywhere else. She's got on another funky pair of shoes.


Not only is this outfit very space -ish, she's also rextremely thin here.


Victoria Beckham - you need to do something about your rexi frame because it's not looking good.

She's supposedly trying to have a daughter. Good luck on that one. They say that daughters are greatly influenced by their mother's eating habits...or lack thereof in this case.

Katie Holmes Shops

Pencil skirts like the one that Katie Holmes is wearing is totally great for the fall.

Why Hayden Panetierre?

Isn't Milo Ventimaglia like over 30 years old? Why would he be interested in a short and annoying 18 year old? What do you all think of "Halo?"


I have no idea what this photo shoot was for, but she looks totally different.


Gold ain't your color, Hayden!


White pants?